Vacation Bathroom

Clean not like fresh towels but more like fancy guest soap in an Airbnb your friend of a friend picked out. Take your long weekend home with you. 
Ingredients: Olive oil pomace, water, coconut oil, sodium hydroxide, sweet almond oil, avocado oil, fragrance, sodium lactate, mica.
How to use: Wet the bar and your body, then clean yourself until the shame is gone. Keep out of direct water when not in use, pat dry when done. For external use only.